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Top Trending Amazon Toys & Games for April 2023 | Satire Reviews

 

Exploring the top trending Amazon toys for April 2023 has provided entertaining and eye-opening insights. While some standout gems are among the offerings, it is hard to ignore the prevalence of plastic, cheaply made toys that dominate the market. This raises concerns about safety and quality, prompting a deeper exploration into the safety of Chinese-made toys in a separate article.

 

To provide a more comprehensive perspective, I will also share two articles discussing the safety of Made in China toys and another highlighting the top Made in the USA toys. These articles highlight the importance of considering the origin and manufacturing practices when choosing toys for our children.

 

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Furthermore, I would like to take a moment to introduce my sustainable store, which prioritizes eco-friendly and ethically produced toys. In a world where consumer behavior can sometimes be disconcerting, supporting businesses that align with our values and contribute to a more sustainable future is crucial.

 

With these considerations, let’s delve into April’s top trending Amazon toys and games. Prepare for a mix of excitement, disbelief, and perhaps even some satirical commentary as we explore the whimsical and sometimes absurd world of consumer trends in the toy industry.

 

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In addition to offering a wide range of eco-friendly toy options, we also have a vision for the future of our store. We hope to gain enough customers and fans to create our Made in the USA products that align with our sustainability, safety, and education values. We believe that promoting eco toys can help support healthy child development while reducing our environmental impact.

 

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At our store, we take pride in offering a unique shopping experience that is both convenient and environmentally conscious. We understand that today’s consumers are increasingly concerned about the impact of their purchases on the planet, so we strive to make it easy for you to shop responsibly without sacrificing quality or variety. With our commitment to sustainability and customer satisfaction, we hope to become your go-to destination for all your eco-friendly toy needs.

 

 

My website educates, advocates, and empowers parents to make thoughtful and sustainable choices for their children. I started The Baby Penguin to highlight the fantastic sustainable toys and companies that chose to put our children, the environment and our communities ahead of the bottom line. There are so many incredible benefits to sustainable toys.

 

Sustainable toys promote learning, development, and happiness. We chose the most sustainable toys on the planet to be in our shop. The toys we sell are designed to last for generations, keeping trash out of landfills, and are made from sustainably sourced wood. And we know that communities are among our most significant resources. We can all change the world…one toy at a time! 

 

 

Toys Made in the USA
Toys Made in the USA

Why Shop USA-Made Toys

 

Toys made in the USA are becoming increasingly popular as more parents and educators prioritize safety and quality in their children’s playthings. American-made toys are known for their superior craftsmanship, durability, and safety standards, making them an excellent choice for parents who want to provide the best for their children. Not only are American-made toys generally safer and higher in quality, but they also help support the local economy and reduce the carbon footprint associated with shipping toys from overseas.

 

In addition to the benefits of safety and quality, American-made toys can also give children a sense of pride and patriotism as they learn about the importance of supporting domestic industries. Whether you’re looking for educational toys, outdoor play equipment, toddler toys, or classic games, a wide variety of American-made options suit any child’s interests.

 

Top Trending Amazon Toys & Games for April 2023

 

LEGO Disney and Pixar ‘Up’ House 43217 Disney 100 Celebration Building Toy Set for Kids and Movie Fans Ages 9+, A Fun Gift fo

I always love a good Lego set! We put this one together as a family effort. After completion, we went to grab a drink of water, which was gone upon our return. Pesky balloons!

4.9 out of 5 stars 16
$59.99
Pokemon TCG: Random Cards from Every Series, 50 Cards in Each Lot
These are all the rage. There seem to be a million different cards, but every boy knows which ones are worth $50. 
4.3 out of 5 stars 55,761
$3.96
Barbie It Takes Two Camping Playset with Stacie Doll (~9 in), Puppy, Pet Tent, Pet Carrier, Sticker Sheet & Camping Accessori
Looks like just the bare necessities for Barbies’ upcoming trip. She sleeps out with the stars while her puppy snuggles in his tent. 
4.8 out of 5 stars 858
19 offers from $17.85

 

Fisher-Price Baby Playmat Deluxe Kick & Play Piano Gym with Musical -Toy Lights & Smart Stages Learning Content for Newborn T
Not sure which is scarier, the overabundance of color and gadgets or the 18k reviews. Skip this one and buy sustainable!
4.8 out of 5 stars 18,112
$39.88

 

SHASHIBO Shape Shifting Box - Award-Winning, Patented Fidget Cube w/ 36 Rare Earth Magnets - Transforms Into Over 70 Shapes,
What a deal to find rare earth magnets in a shape-shifting box! It is truly amazing that Shashibo discovered rare earth magnets but was able to sell millions of them there. They must have the market cornered! Check out my full review HERE!
$25.00
[3+3 Pack] Galaxy S22 Plus Screen Protector, HD Clear Tempered Glass, Ultrasonic Fingerprint Support, 3D Curved, Scratch Resi

 

Being #6 in toys and games…Amazon needs to recheck its AI. I am sure they can be used for other creations. Small Barbie coffee table. A new glass door on Barbie house or even a glass yoga mat!
4.3 out of 5 stars 18,012
$8.99
Barbie Skipper Babysitters Inc. Bounce House Playset with Skipper Babysitter Doll, Toddler Doll, Swing & Accessories, Toy for
This would look more realistic if Barbie held a Margarita and an iPhone. 
4.7 out of 5 stars 185
$9.19
The Original Slinky Walking Spring Toy, Easter Basket Stuffers, Metal Slinky, Fidget Toys, Party Favors and Gifts, Kids Toys
The original classic always seems to last about 5 minutes until a toddler or dog touches it and bends it up. Pass.
$3.59
The Dreidel Company Fillable Easter Eggs with Hinge Bulk Colorful Bright Plastic Easter Eggs, Perfect for Easter Egg Hunt, Su
Not a fan of plastic, but if you reuse these every year, they have longevity. If they change color, toss or recycle them.
4.4 out of 5 stars 2,862
$8.99
LeapFrog Learning Friends 100 Words Book
I do like this one, and it does have some nice educational value to it. Pretty much an iPad from 2009.
4.8 out of 5 stars 123,416
$16.49
Barbie Small Dolls and Accessories, Cutie Reveal Chelsea Doll with Monkey Plush Costume & 7 Surprises Including Color Change,
I honestly don’t know what is happening on this one! Monkey plush costume in Jungle Series…hard pass!
4.8 out of 5 stars 226
$7.49
Play-Doh Modeling Compound 10-Pack Case of Colors, Non-Toxic, Assorted, 2 oz. Cans, Ages 2 and Up, Multicolor (Amazon Exclusi
It is original. There are better types of Play-doh on the market. It is also fun to make it! Not a wrong purchase, but after one session, it all turns one color when the toddler mixes them all. 
4.7 out of 5 stars 54,849
$7.99

 

The EggMazing Easter Egg Mini Decorator Kit Arts and Crafts Set - Includes Egg Decorating Spinner and 6 Markers [Packaging Ma
It might be more accessible and less messy than dye. Are they only for eggs? $20 seems steep!
4.7 out of 5 stars 4,928
$19.99
Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza
My kids play this. Lots of fun! It should come with an adult warning because it’s not for people over $40. I can’t remember anything!
4.8 out of 5 stars, 42,778
$9.84

 

TeeTurtle | The Original Reversible Octopus Plushie | Patented Design | Light Pink and Light Blue | Show your mood without sa
They are cute, but not a fan. Okay, for older kids, but not safe for small children. Read my Full Review HERE.
4.8 out of 5 stars, 92,253
$15.00

 

Crayola Colored Pencil Set, School Supplies, Assorted Colors, 36 Count, Long
A classic staple in every art kit for kids!
4.8 out of 5 stars, 27,598
$5.92
Play-Doh Handout 42-Pack of 1-Ounce Non-Toxic Modeling Compound for Easter Basket; Kid Party Favors, School Supplies, Assorte
Anything with creating and arts and crafts! I am a fan!
4.9 out of 5 stars, 6,693
$14.65

 

JOYIN 2 Bubble Guns with 2 Bottles Bubble Refill Solution (10 oz Total), Bubble Machine for Toddlers 1-3, Bubble Blaster Part
Bubbles are fun for 5 minutes which is about how long the Solution lasts. Or when a child gets one in the eye! Pass on plastic!
4.3 out of 5 stars, 11,082
$26.99

 

JOYIN 32 oz Bubble Solution Refills (up to 2.5 Gallon) Big Bubble Solution, Bubble Concentrated for Bubble Machine, Bubble Ju
JOYIN 32 oz Bubble Solution Refills (up to 2.5 Gallon) Big Bubble Solution, Bubble Concentrated for Bubble Machine, Bubble Juice Refills
I guess you never run out if you get this big boy. Bubbles are great for parties!
4.7 out of 5 stars, 11,980
$13.59
Little Tikes First Slide Toddler Slide, Easy Set Up Playset for Indoor Outdoor Backyard, Easy to Store, Safe Toy for Toddler,
This one seems pretty cheap looking. I had a thicker one. They would use it occasionally as it would sit in the house forever and ever.
4.7 out of 5 stars, 59,394
$34.44

 

ID IDAODAN Portable Dual Nozzle Rose Red 110V 600W Electric Balloon Blower Pump/Electric Balloon Inflator for Decorations
I guess bubbles are all the rage. Just have a machine do all the heavy lifting! Lazy bubbling, in my opinion.
4.7 out of 5 stars, 45,515
$20.99

 

Aqua Original 4-in-1 Monterey Hammock Pool Float & Water Hammock – Multi-Purpose, Inflatable Pool Floats for Adults – Patente
Kids toys?!?! It says for adults right in the description. Not for kids. Avoid PVC. 
4.5 out of 5 stars, 24,194
$12.81

 

Step2 Rain Showers Splash Pond Water Table | Kids Water Play Table with 13-Pc Accessory Set
Water Play is a lot of fun. I have seen better, but kids love this!
4.8 out of 5 stars, 17,129
$79.99

 

Bubble Machine Gun, Purple Bubble Gun with Lights/Bubble Solution, 69 Holes Bubbles Machine for Adults Kids, Summer Toy Gift
What’s better than 30 bubbles is the same time??? 69 bubbles! Odd number, but that’s what it does. Pass!
4.3 out of 5 stars, 1,099
$36.99
Sassy Stacks of Circles Stacking Ring STEM Learning Toy, Age 6+ Months, Multi, 9 Piece Set
There are soooo many better stacking rings. Please don’t purchase this piece of plastic. Look at my shop for many sustainable and safe options. Check out my Top Rattles Here!
4.8 out of 5 stars, 52,574
$8.99
Chalk City Sidewalk Chalk, 20 Count (Basic)
I am a fan of kids using their minds. Sidewalk chalk is excellent for art! Just avoid rainy days!
$9.99
Multipet Gumby Plush Filled Dog Toy, Green, 9 inch (Pack of 1)
Avoid plush when possible. Sorry, Gumby! Surprised he is still prevalent. Wait, a plush dog toy???
4.5 out of 5 stars 47,119
$3.62
Nuby Floating Purple Octopus with 3 Hoopla Rings Interactive Bath Toy
Cheap plastic bath toys are the worse! Many excellent water play toys will last more than a few bath times.
4.6 out of 5 stars, 53,489
$7.53
LCR® Left Center Right™ Dice Game - Blue Tin
Dice games are fun. Never heard of this one.
4.8 out of 5 stars, 45,552
$7.39
Crayola Clay Sculpting Station, Art Set for Kids, Gift for Ages 6, 7, 8, 9
Hooray for Art!!! Crayola is a solid company and all in favor of art!!!
4.6 out of 5 stars, 8,546
$29.60
Sunny Days Entertainment Bubble Solution Refill 64oz - Made in USA Bubbles | Kids Easy Grip Bottle for Bubble Machine | Assor
More bubbles! Yuck. It must be a fad. At least made in the USA. 
4.4 out of 5 stars, 3,542
$9.98
Bright Starts Oball Shaker Rattle Toy, Ages Newborn +
Keep this cheap piece of plastic from children. There is no actual company. Just a cheap Chinese offshore pushing these. I did a full review on this garbage. Pass on this trash. I have some awesome rattles and teethers in my shop.
4.7 out of 5 stars, 59,986
$4.44
Bubble Machine Durable Automatic Bubble Blower, 10000+ Bubbles Per Minute Bubbles for Kids Toddlers Bubble Maker Operated by
More bubbles. How come I have never been to a bubble party? Am I not in the bubble community?!?!
4.6 out of 5 stars, 11,945
$29.95

 

Expo Low Odor Dry Erase Markers, Fine Tip, Assorted Colors, 12 Count & EXPO Dry Block Eraser, Soft Pile, 5-1/8 in. x 1-1/2 in
More like office dry-erase. Great if you get a board and write to-do lists and chores. Not a toy. Okay, for drawing, I guess.
4.8 out of 5 stars, 38,467
$17.16
Munchkin® Super Scoop™ Hanging Bath Toy Storage with Quick Drying Mesh, Grey
Meh. This seems unnecessary. I like bath time fun and bath toys.
4.6 out of 5 stars, 19,714
$12.97

 

PinkSheep Little Girl Jewel Rings in Box, Adjustable, No Duplication, Girl Pretend Play and Dress Up Rings (24 Lovely Ring)
PinkSheep Little Girl Jewel Rings in Box, Adjustable, No Duplication, Girl Pretend Play and Dress Up Rings (24 Lovely Ring)
Not a fan of cheap jewelry. I encourage pretend play and dressing up but not cheap jewelry.
4.7 out of 5 stars, 27,975
$11.99

 

#42 Insect Lore – Butterfly Growing Kit – Butterfly Habitat Kit with Voucher to Redeem 5 Caterpillars, STEM Journal, Butterfly Feeder & More – Life Science & STEM Education – Butterfly Science Kit
Insect Lore - Butterfly Growing Kit - Butterfly Habitat Kit with Voucher to Redeem 5 Caterpillars, STEM Journal, Butterfly Fe
This is a great one! STEM with Life Science and outdoors. Complete gem on this list! They mail you 5 caterpillars. I guess that’s better than snail mail.
4.6 out of 5 stars, 20,493
$24.80

 

Hasbro Gaming CONNECT 4 - Classic four in a row game - Board Games and Toys for Kids, boys, girls - Ages 6+
Connect Four is fun. I think there are better-quality versions of this. I often play on the Nintendo with my kids. Easier to clean up!
4.8 out of 5 stars, 67,126
$8.99

 

SEREED Baby Balance Bike for 1 Year Old Boys Girls 12-24 Month Toddler Balance Bike, 4 Wheels Toddler First Bike, First Birth
The business name from Amazon is DongGuanShiLongZhenDianZiKeJiYouXianGongSi. There are so many amazing sustainable companies that make similar products. Like Wishbone and Kinderfeets. Please don’t buy these cheaply made Chinese toys with no AMERICAN presence. Complete travesty and breaks my heart with nearly 3000 reviews…
4.7 out of 5 stars, 2,935
$49.99

 

PURPLE LADYBUG SUNGEMMERS Window Art Suncatcher Kits for Kids Crafts Ages 6-8 + - Great Birthday Gift Idea, 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
These are okay activities, but it is cheap glue and plastic. Much better arts and crafts are available from reputable companies.
4.7 out of 5 stars, 782
$11.99
Mexican Train Dominoes Game in Aluminum Carry Case, for Adults, Families and Kids Ages 8 and up
Interesting. I am not familiar with this game of dominoes. I like dominoes. They are very open-ended. Lovely little tin and games bring kids together.
4.8 out of 5 stars, 19,420
$12.39
Tara Toys Disney Princess Necklace Activity Set, Create your own jewelry, easy for little hands [Amazon Exclusive]
Cue cheaply made Chinese Disney toys. Only 47k reviews…Sad if people knew what the conditions were for many of the employees producing this. I wrote an article on Chinese workers making Disney products. Horrendous. 
4.7 out of 5 stars, 45,761
$10.00
RUBFAC 129pcs Metallic Gold Balloons Latex Balloons Different Sizes 18 12 10 5 Inch Party Balloon Kit for Birthday Party Grad
More for weddings or parties. I would avoid it for children as these can be toxic if bitten or played with.
4.6 out of 5 stars, 2,480
$10.99

 

Lydaz Bubble Lawn Mower for Toddlers, Kids Bubble Blower Maker Machine, Summer Outdoor Push Backyard Toys, Birthday Gifts Eas
I think I have seen it all. A bubble lawn mower. Are you mowing bubbles? Just a cheap plastic toy that has 10 minutes of play value. Look at under $30 in my shop and you will find a much better toy!
4.3 out of 5 stars, 24,764
$28.99
LEGO Creator 3in1 White Rabbit Animal Toy Building Set 31133, Easter Bunny to Seal and Parrot Figures, Easter Basket Stuffers
Surprised there weren’t more Legos on this list. I love Legos, and they are making more sustainable plant-based legos. Legos are great for creating and building….and sometimes tearing down.
4.7 out of 5 stars, 280
$19.97
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